The Ultimate Battle Simulator

*bweep, bwwop bweeb* (head dice roll) "A 6 Fantastic!"

"...May I have a few men to command before we go...just for saftey...you wouldn't want someone like me to die now...huh?"

Dice Lord: "NO THAT IS NOT IN YOUR FUTURE!"

"then...what is.."

Dice Lord: "I FOR-SEE IN YOUR FUTURE!" pointing at Chai, "PAIN, SUFFERING, HOPE, DEATH, AND ESCAPE!"

"Very...bright" Chai says, looking to her 'teamates'

Dice Lord, "I ALSO FOR SEE THAT YOU WILL ENCOUNTER SOMETHING MORE UPON REACHING THE END BUT I CANNOT TELL WHAT...currious..."

Sam: O.O not all seeing are you?

"..shut up Sam..he doesnt want to hear your 'clever mouth'"

Dice Lord: "WRONG SAM I FORSEE THE FUTURE! I FORSEE EVERY POSSIBLE FUTURE, AND THEN DECIDE WHICH ONE WILL TAKE PLACE!!! BUT IT SEEMS THAT YOUR 'ESCAPE' CAUSES YOU TO LEAVE THIS REALITY SO I CAN'T TELL YOU BEYOND THAT!"

%_% uhhhh what?

Dice Lord: "I KNOW THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT FROM THIS WORLD AND THAT THESE ARE NOT YOUR TRUE FORMS, AND THAT SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE... BUT WHEN YOU 'ESCAPE' YOU WILL RETURN TO YOUR OWN WORLDS, YET YOU EACH WILL BE CHANGED IN SOMEWAY, BEYOND THAT I KNOW NOTHING MORE AFTER YOUR 'ESCAPE'."

Sam: O.o so your NOT all knowing

DICE LORD: "I KNOW EVERYTHING WITHIN THIS REALM OF EXISTENCE AND I KNOW THE NEXT THING THAT YOU WILL SAY EVEN, FOR THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED AND WE ARE MERELY GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS!"

Sam: o.o mhmm right

Dice lord: "INDEED... AND BLESS YOU."
*Sam sneezes*
Dice lord: "NOW THEN ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?"

*glares*

Dice Lord: *begins to dance and roll a lot of dice*

Chai grabs the dice lord's 'head' "hmm...let's see if we all get to level up.." Chai throws the dice lord on the ground, waiting for the number to appier on his face.

The moment Chai tries to grab the Dice Lord's head he yells, "MISS!" and Chai ends up grabing her own foot for some reason, "NO YOU DO NOT LEVEL UP AT THIS POINT BUT YOU SHALL BE LEVELING VERY FAST WITH THE BATTLES YOU ARE TO ENCOUNTER! NOW DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENGAGE ME AGAIN OR YOU WILL FALL!"

Dice Lord info appears in your heads
level: Infinite
HP: just don't mess with him
MP: just don't mess with him
Power: Controls all reality and manipulates the universes probability to his will
Weakness: slave to fate
Warning: Can override all functions of the game including the designers, but does not know this is a game... this is the only message hidden from him.

Sam: If you can override the game why not fix it *glares*

Dice Lord: "GAME? WHAT GAME ARE YOU BLATHERING ABOUT?"

"shhh...shut UP sam.." chai respecfully curtsies. "i guess we'll be on our way...or did you want to keep us more often?"

Dice Lord, "Actually I have a request... no an order! you all must find and kill the one who has been manipulating my world... I WANT HIM OUT YOU GOT THAT! I KNOW ALL OF YOU ARE FROM THE SAME WORLD AS HIM AND I WANT HIM GONE!"

Sam: Why don't you kill him since your so all powerful