Mine Mind Meandering

my psych teacher asked if anyone knew how to say the alphabet backwards, thinking that no one did
a woman in the front row did it automatically in about 5 seconds
*mic dropped*

I have to be the biggest moron with the greatest luck today

I walked out to get some lunch today after class, came back to my car and grabbed a few things, then went into the rec center

I was in there for roughly 2-ish hours

I come back outside and walk over to my car
...The driver's side door is wide open

I start panicking, rifling through everything in Lux, but nothing was out of place. The best I could surmise is that when I dropped my phone off in the driver's seat I forgot to close the door

2 hours, and nothing was gone. Hell, I turned her over and she started up without a hitch- the battery wasn't even drained.

I have terrible luck most days, and make worse decisions on the majority of others, But I can say that today of all days was a Very. Good. Fucking. Day.

Some days I just don't care

about impending physics homework or about what sounded like a shooting going on down the street from my work
I just 'noped' right out of there

why does it take me so gods-damned long to write up a fucking character sheet?

I swear, I need to bring a jacket to class JUST for my physics lab
everywhere else- comfortable temperature
in the lab- Arctic

Also, I found out there is a specific name for that driving thing I mentioned a year or so ago, buuut I'll get to that later

Starting to take names with the videos I post, because they are still getting lost:



Machine Dreams- Two Steps From Hell

Note to self:

Cataphracts

That is all

what about armored heavy cavalry?

Unh
*shrugs*

Also, I have Got to stop playing so much gods-damned Borderlands

fortified snoteleks
this is what i have to put up with right now

i read a lot of ecchi for someone who isn't interestd in sex and/or relationships

watching a lot of these outdoor survival shows, and thinking to myself- forget the contestants, the cameraman has got to be the most badass of them all

Mail gal...that doesn't sound right...

It is only thursday

so why does it feel like a Saturday used to?

at the end of my physics class today, a girl right behind me started singing a line from High School Musical
and for an instant I had the desire to turn around and punch her in the mouth

also, for some reason thinking about a bunch of characters from a light novel makes me do my job a little bit better

are either of these things weird?

No

Punching her in her whore mouth may be the only solution to the problem

When I am hungry, I should not be around people

But in order to get food, I have to be around people

sitting here watching Tucker and Dale vs Evil and it makes me realize just how much misunderstanding goes into pretty much all horror movies

Just because:

found a random magic item the kind of amused me:

the cursed ring of greater jumping
it gives you a +20 to your jump check, but it can only be removed by things that normally get rid of cursed articles, and as long as you wear it you cannot walk or run, only jump

i'm just sitting here imagining a character wearing this and just using it to skip ridiculous distances all day long

Edit: another item that is actually a little more practical, if boring, is the plate of feather fall. if dropped, feather fall is immediately applied, meaning that it will never fall quickly enough to break

Farmer Joe's Pitchfork: the legacy of farmer joe- anyone who uses this pitchfork to do farm work for a full day gains 21 levels of commoner. permanently. these levels stack with any the character already has, and is added to their ecl for the purpose of determining challenges, experience, and so on


oh my god, i can't even- this thing:
Hold of Bagging - This item is, in fact, a stone fortress of moderate size, and thus completely non-portable. Anyone attempting to exit the fortress while carrying a load of loose items, either in their arms or in a wagon or other transport, will find that the items have been bundled up and placed in bags made of a thin but surprisingly tough white substance that weighs next to nothing. While handy when looting the keep, sometimes, it does a good job of bagging things up, and other times it places the gold bullion on top of the glass potion bottles. The hold itself appears to have the ruins of an ancient marketplace within its courtyard.

thank you to mapache of forum.rpg.net
this is fantastic

Me: *checks into money that is due*
Me: *has a heart attack*
Me: *checks again*
Me: *heart attack subsides slightly*

don't know when it might disappear again, so here it is:



the full version of Belle Sadique, one of Rachnera's theme songs from the anime of Monster Musume

I think i just heard one of the cruelest ideas for a test i've ever come across in my life

the entire test is only one question, and it is multiple choice
but it has 100 possible answers, only one of which is right

and this test is worth a moderately large percentage of your grade

my dad finally went about getting a new wifi router, and its range is Awesome

I am typing this in my bedroom, which is about as far as I can possibly be from the router, and I still have 2-3 bars of signal

Today is a good day

The fact that it takes my manager And Both of my supervisors to do my job...

Looking around at my workplace and realizing that I have been there longer than pretty much everyone I commonly work with, managers aside...