QUESTION SLATE

Can you imagine a language feature that you think ever language should have, but doesn't?

What would characters of all 9 different D&D alignments do to entertain a crying baby?

LG - Prepare a formula/breastfeed
TG -Rock the baby
CG - Play peek-a-boo

LN - Feed the baby airplane style
TN - Try to play with the baby with a toy
CN - Act silly/pretend to be dumb

LE - Give the baby gold to play with
TE - Give the baby a pacifier
CE - Mock the baby's cries (actually works sometimes)

how would seeing most of the population of the planet die effect your mentality?

I wonder if there is a more perfect version of carbon somewhere deep within the earth

Like, similar to diamonds, with the hardness, but with none of the brittleness. something that the constant pressure of the stone has made so hard that it finally starts to break the earth around it instead of getting broken itself.

mmm?

I wonder: what do little kids think of cosplayers?
before you even ask: no, i am not trying to be that asshole

but like, if you have a little kid who doesn't grow up watching anime, parents aren't really into anime/manga (plebs), and it never gets discussed
but they have a an older cousin, or aunt/uncle, maybe even a sibling who has already moved out, is really into the whole scene, and seriously into cosplay
and one day just happens to stop by on the way to a con or something, in full costume
what would go through that kid's head?
would they be confused? excited? wondering what happened to the intervening months between 'now' and halloween?

If you had a nuclear reactor meltdown, like Chernobyl, but it was in, say, a post-war/catastrophe setting and there was literally no one around to stop it
What would happen?

Like, I figure the reactions would wear out eventually, but still
Yeah
what would occur?
In sequence?

why are the cooling fans for laptops on the BOTTOM of the laptop, where there is no space for air intake? it is so inconvenient and seems illogical and counterproductive....

I wonder what chromosome we would have to tweak, and in what way, in order to have children born whose hair naturally grows in some non-normal shade, like pink or something

All of them

Also there is a high probability that such hair and eye colors like pink, purple, and green (hair), did exist in humans at one point but have long since been removed through breeding, like Red hair eventually will be due to the nature of it.

What if most of the world died;
"Well... shit I'm dead." or, "OH NO THE PERSON I CARE ABOUT IS DEAD!" or, "Well... that's unfortunate. -continues as normal as long as it isn't spreading like crazy-"

If your vampiric great-aunt severed the head of your best friend, what would be your response?

Conversely

If your vampiric great-aunt severed the head of the person assaulting your best friend, what would be your response?

- Attack

- Determine how to hide the body

1st response- congratulations. she doesn't die. she continues walking you home

2nd response- she makes it look like a suicide, and then takes you both home

1: bide my time and eliminate the one who killed someone I care about by exploiting her natural weaknesses.

2. High-fives, get in shape, hey can I be a vampire too?

What anime would Pagan Min get a kick out of watching?

Boku no Pico.

The answer is always Boku no Picu with you, isn't it?


Okay, Mr. President, here's one for you in particular (and i would like an honest, non-bullshit response please):

If
I watched Boku no Picu

would you stop using that as a suggestion?
Or do you use it expressly for the nonsense factor, and would continue using it regardless of whether I watched it or not?

Mr. President still needs to Finish Boku No Pico, he chickened out of the last episode.

Seriously, finish it TS, or shut up. And still finish it.

Edit: But that actually does work as an answer for that question in particular and I'll second it that time.

If you watch the entire series, the joke loses its validity and would no longer be amusing.


And I didn't chicken out, I stopped watching for a reason I don't recall, and am now too lazy to finish it

cause it was bad

idk, that last character didn't look terrible... oh the 'story' or anything like that? Yeah all shit all the way through.

If it doesn't have a halfway decent story, and i know that ahead of time, then what reason do i have to watch it other than not having to listen to TS give me shit about it?

You might find you like cute boys doing sex things to eachother? Or a big titted girl masturbating in the second episode a few times? I don't like the second episode's introductory boy, not as cute as the first one or last one.