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PostSubject: Mothers   12.02.12 21:50

My mother said that I can't have sex with my girlfriend despite buying me condoms (already have), and she was quite the available person around my age, perhaps younger.

Double-standards, y u exist?


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PostSubject: Re: Mothers   12.02.12 22:26

Punch your mother in the dick


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PostSubject: Re: Mothers   13.02.12 0:44

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Punch your mother in the dick

This would be viable if she had one. Sadly, I shall have to resort to embarrassing her in public as I usually do.


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PostSubject: Re: Mothers   13.02.12 0:59

What I'm wondering is, why'd you feel the need to quote me when I was the only other person to post here? lol


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PostSubject: Re: Mothers   13.02.12 11:58

TSDZ_President wrote:
What I'm wondering is, why'd you feel the need to quote me when I was the only other person to post here? lol

Seconded.


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PostSubject: Re: Mothers   13.02.12 13:20

I suppose you can put a dick onto your mother then punch it.
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PostSubject: Re: Mothers   13.02.12 14:13

It's pretty damn obvious she doesn't want you having sex but if you sneak around her back she at least wants you to be safe. *Punches your vagina*
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PostSubject: Re: Mothers   13.02.12 17:00

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What I'm wondering is, why'd you feel the need to quote me when I was the only other person to post here? lol

It's a habit I picked up. Doesn't matter how many people there are.


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PostSubject: Re: Mothers   14.02.12 18:17

My mom said I could fuck a girl my age if I want, as long as I use a condom. Plus it's "my responsibility" if she gets knocked up. rofl.


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PostSubject: Re: Mothers   14.02.12 23:02

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My mom said I could fuck a girl my age if I want, as long as I use a condom. Plus it's "my responsibility" if she gets knocked up. rofl.

Oh no, it's your moms' fault for you putting your seed inside a woman. >.>"
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