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PostSubject: Penisdicks   28.01.12 8:05

Mine's above average. Oh yeah.


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   28.01.12 13:51

Size doesn't matter if you still don't know how to use it.


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   28.01.12 15:23

I'm pretty sure large penis feels good despite whoever's at the wheel.
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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   28.01.12 17:01

Statistics say that big penor isn't good all the time, especially too big penor.

They hurt.


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   28.01.12 17:48

Until the woman has her vagina stretched, then it's no longer painful. Preferred size is 7 inches according to statistics.
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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   28.01.12 18:43

Herp derp, I never said I had a monster dick, I have a really awesome dick. Colin, you can't do jack squat if you have a micro-penis. I've got some good girth, and length which makes me awesome.


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   28.01.12 20:02

I meant long penor, not wide penor, Sai.


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   28.01.12 20:09

I've got a nice set.


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   28.01.12 22:04

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I meant long penor, not wide penor, Sai.

Still feels good I'd imagine. A long penis grazes against the vaginal wall longer and a thicker penis pushes against it more. However it can get so long that it can actually pulverize the woman's insides if you go to deep and hard... killing her... >.>
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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 11:27

Indians (not native american) are the ones who came up with the karma sutra, the literal book of how to please someone sexually, and they have statistically the smallest penises.


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 12:11

ColinEtzel wrote:
Indians (not native american) are the ones who came up with the karma sutra, the literal book of how to please someone sexually, and they have statistically the smallest penises.

Point? Noone's stating sex can't feel good without a large penis.
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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 12:14

ColinEtzel wrote:
Indians (not native american) are the ones who came up with the karma sutra, the literal book of how to please someone sexually, and they have statistically the smallest penises.

I said micro, not small. Micro means below two inches.

Also: The "in and out" motion is more pleasurable for the male than it is for the female.


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 14:54

Oh male speculations about sex... also, all y'all might want to have sex before commentating on it. (:


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 14:59

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Oh male speculations about sex... also, all y'all might want to have sex before commentating on it. (:
It all depends on the girl.
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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 16:01

Actually, I'm going off of what my female friends told me, Liz


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 16:21

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Oh male speculations about sex... also, all y'all might want to have sex before commentating on it. (:

I'm going off what my girlfriend's told me, and we've had sex.

Derp.


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 16:33

I'm going off what Jacobs' mother told me.
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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 16:45

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I'm going off what Jacobs' mother told me.

That apostrophe is in the wrong spot, and I sure hope you're not. I never thought she took small dicks. Lulz


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 17:53

Your girlfriend is not an accurate source, if she loves, or likes you, she will tell you you're good... at least if you have even a bit of skill or luck.


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 18:14

It's an apostrophe to show possession of a singular form, Jacobs' is correct. Jacob's would also be correct in this situation, but it's not what I used so get over it. And my dick is travel sized.
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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 18:38

Jacobs' is incorrect.

it implies that his name is Jacobs.


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 18:39

They're right Derrick, Jacobs' is incorrect. Unless you are talking about a family with the last name Jacobs for example.


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 18:49

My god.

It's been so long since I've seen someone use "they're" properly, it looked out of place when Liz used it, but I knew it was proper.

Damn modern retards spelling shit wrong, damn them -____-"


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 18:51

Wai yu complan abot peopel speling shet rong?


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PostSubject: Re: Penisdicks   29.01.12 19:03

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Your girlfriend is not an accurate source, if she loves, or likes you, she will tell you you're good... at least if you have even a bit of skill or luck.

This statement is stupid. I will never have sex with someone I do not love/like, and therefore my sources will never be accurate.

Sai, that doesn't even make any sense. Stop defending your millimeter peter.


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